georgie-lover:

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martemisss:

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off.

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Some other guys got into a screaming match and this guy stayed true to his word

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“nothing you were saying is worth my batteries” asjkxbdjzjxhzhnznzn

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beemovieerotica:

in-a-mellow-tone:

in-a-mellow-tone:

in-a-mellow-tone:

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

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How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

>960 cups beef broth
>2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

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peggy-sue-reads-a-book:

Reblog to make the tummy not hurt of the person you reblogged from.

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callapilla:

the fact that emily gwen lives in poverty while i can walk into target and buy unauthorized reproductions of their work is fucking disgusting frankly. corporations deserve to be hanged en masse but until we can do that for the love of g-d PLEASE keep queer money in the queer community. buy directly from queer artisans like emily, make your own pride merch if you have to, but we need to stop giving our money to rainbow capitalists who are literally, openly stealing from us already. i love target’s pride section but i would rather spend $75 on a handmade flag someone actually sat and sewed out of real strips of coloured fabric so they could pay rent than $5 on a strip of screen-printed polyester that nobody got compensated for making at all.

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liebelesbe:

liebelesbe:

OH MY GOD I HAVE TUMBLR LIVE NOW. WTF. GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

gross. “Tumblr Live für 7 Tage schlummern lassen”. How about killing tumblr live dead until the end of time?

jame7t:

avoided caveman draft by pretending I couldn’t lift heavy stone

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agayworthfightingfor:

a-crow-with-rights-and-anxiety:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fatgothgf:

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.

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[Images: Two screenshots from a Tom Scott video. The first screenshot’s subtitles read: “Oh, look at me I’ve bought a Lamborghini!” and the next screenshot’s subtitles read: “Buy some damn subtitles. Also…”]

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miellez:

Hello. French here. Just wanted to point out that a “rossignol” is a nightingale.

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sheepstiel:

omg when you’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you IS about desitel after all…

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